today this happened...
me: (baring midriff for a millisecond) i need to buy a bikini today (frowny face)
boss: are you pregnant?
me: oh my god!
boss: what a lovely muffin top - maybe try a victorian style all in on swim suit?
me: (mortified forever)
the end
i will now weep until i'm on the beach and then hopefully i really won't care!
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